New Songs and Friday 2-10 at The Delancey! February 3, 2012 - A lot of care and love must go into the crafting of the title tune to a new CD. For this reason, we have spent years preparing our latest masterpiece. And Vampire Diarrhea is almost ready! So come on out to The Delancey on Friday the 10th at 11:30 to see that, as well as our interpretation of our favorite love songs. We're also working on a Porcupie Tree cover, so swing on by and see what we wear this time!And of course if you just can't help yourself and need to have more Ass Orbiting fun than one web site can possibly give you, feel free to visit us on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/AssOrbiters, or on Reverb Nation at http://www.reverbnation.com/assorbiters. Celebrate Your Holy Day of Choice with Us! December 7, 2011 - It's the ChristmaHannuKwanzaa season, so just this once we're going to stop being so crude and celebrate the season with...wait a minute, is that a dildo sticking out of Bryan's guitar there? Oh well, you can't change who you are! On Thursday, December 15, help us celebrate a blasphemic holiday season at Don Pedro in Brooklyn! The Ass Orbiters will perform "Dick in a Box" as well as transformed originals like "Christmas Tree Hugger" and "Mary's Cameltoe." And it may come as little surprise who Dave Matthews will be pooping on... Looks like we'll be hitting the stage around 9:00. As always, this will be a once in a lifetime show, so if you miss it, no sex toys in your stocking this year. Besides, Santa's perverted cousin is scheduled to make an appearance. Click on the "Shows" link for details! We Are Officially The Weirdest Band In The World! November 17, 2011 - The votes are in...and we're officially weird! Thanks very much to Eddie and the rest of the guys at weirdestbandintheworld.com, a great site for anyone who enjoys reading about offbeat music and the lepers who practice it. Now, in the name of all that is unholy, we command our legions of Orbiter slaves to make haste to www.weirdestbandintheworld.com and buy a T-shirt--or five!From their profile: "What more could you ask for? Mercy, perhaps? You won’t be getting any of that from the Ass Orbiters, buddy. You’re gonna get Ween-like genre-hopping songs with titles like “Tree Rapist” and “I Wanna Pee on That” and you’re gonna like it." Our Profile: http://weirdestbandintheworld.com/2011/11/14/the-ass-orbiters/ The Ass Orbiters Have A Web Site!
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November 13, 2011 - Well, we figured we'd wait to see if the band would implode before setting up a web site. As it turns out, we've lasted six months without a lineup change, and figured that deserves a real web site! Content around here will grow with time, but please visit for up to the minute gig listings, pictures, videos, and news on our upcoming recording Vampire Diarrhea. Bryan's enough of a nerd that we really will update this site often, so bookmark this baby. Thanks for visiting, and we'll see you soon! (Either at a gig, or at your home...it's up to you.)